the incompetence of others

johnny says: "don't bother with the details, rest in the incompetence of others"
bobby says: "that's the way the cookie crumbles. no more mr nice guy"
johnny says: "hang on, you're one of them, aren't you??"

UB40

johnny says: love is a very loaded word
bobby says: nothing can stop this revolution. it's a masacre!
johnny syas: good vibrations, UB40.

ice caps are for life

johnny says: legs for the forcast. no more torrents rising in the south pacific.
boby says: huh? that doesn't make sence. sue will be expecting a much bigger return.
johnny says: ice caps are for life.

manure

johnny says: a crumbling down, my fence is in tatters!
bobby says: oh no! it's a train wreck waiting to happen! put on the gail force winds! hike up the price of manure!
johnny says: oh yes. i'm dreaming of a fat elvis, just like the ones we used to know. oh yes.

flights of fancey

johnny says: flights of fancey
bobby says: fancey feast
johnny says: feast first, worry later.

dumb

johnny says: i'm reaching out for a rotton egg
bobby says: i'm fighting injustices in the third world
johnny says: hahaha that's dumb. it sounds like it's so dumb!

johnny says / bobby says

johnny says: hey, nice shoes, i wish i had a pair. my grandfather clock is ticking away.
bobby says: too bad einstein. my grandmother clock owns!
jobby says: what? no emoticons?